If the Android fan loses his heart to a woman with an iPhone …
There she suddenly stands in front of you, the absolute dream woman. She is perfect. She has everything you always wanted. If it weren’t for this one thing: she has an iPhone. What now?
Android vs. iOS: just a myth?
Are the camps really that divided? Is there an eternal battle between Apple fans and Android fans? Or is it just a myth? If you search a little on the net, you will quickly find what you are looking for: Again and again, Android and iOS are compared. “What makes iOS better than Android,” it says. Or: “25 reasons why the Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra is better than iPhone 11 Pro Max.” The discussions never end. Ignorant fanboys, it is often said pejoratively. And the battle goes on to the next round. Apple versus android. A real classic.
Darling, I love you, but …
… your cell phone just doesn’t work. So that’s what you think when your dream woman pulls out heriPhone. And indignantly raise your eyebrows as soon as you try to guide her on the right path of virtue(Android!). While you’re still shaking your head at iTunes and the lack of a file manager, your friend reacts to your criticism with a lack of understanding. And in the worst case, remember that Android has weaknesses, unlike the proprietary iOS. Which will take her to the next round of Android vs. iPhone initiates. How harmonious!
What to do as a die-hard Android fan?
Ideally nothing. Not even when you threaten to despair. Loving means accepting your partner’s weaknesses. Even if you find it difficult: Just be happy to have found your (almost perfect) dream woman. Although a bitten apple is her constant companion. The world is far from going under. Or what do you mean?
Conditioning with Android cupcakes?
Before you get any strange ideas: I strongly advise against attempting manipulation. For example, from classic conditioning. Cupcakes in the shape of the green android are certainly sweet and tasty, but they are unlikely to change your girlfriend’s mind. At least not if she is happy with her iPhone. Jump over your shadow and try mixed Apple and Android tarts. She will surely like that.
Android and iOS: a great team
Don’t let a smartphone spoil your love. Be happy instead of clasping your hands over your head.
He’s an Android fan, she an iPhone user. How does it work?
He Android, her iOS: It can be cheerful …;)
Live and Let Die. Oh no, that was James Bond. Live and let live, that must be it. As long as you’re not reliant on using your girlfriend’s iPhone, everything is fine. And in case of doubt, thorough hand washing helps. Because unfortunately you had to touch an iPhone. Some problems can be solved with a little water and soap.
Small final remark
I actually know these tiresome debates. Because I’ve been buying iPhone for years. For reasons that are inexplicable to me, I always came across men with an Android smartphone. And actually I heard the following sentence more than once: “You are really great, but why only do you have an iPhone?”
“Why not?” Is my standard answer. However, I have to say that my friend is currently thinking about how he can lure me to Android. Maybe I should suggest baking cupcakes. As is well known, love goes through the stomach. ;)